Example Post

I was part of something special.

Must go faster... go, go, go, go, go! Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?

They're using our own satellites against us.

And the clock is ticking. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! 'Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore!

You know what? It is beets.

I've crashed into a beet truck. Life finds a way. Life finds a way. I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye!

Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! 'Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore!

Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? You're a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager? You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck. Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?